joe nick

A man from berlin.
Likes to murder mosh at shows.
extremely violent.
joe nick:"I will rape you monica"
joe nick:"Erin is such alittle slut."

"dude,joe nick stomped a black guys head in the ground"
by caleymonicaerin January 03, 2008
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Joe griffin

Absolute imbecile, walks around all day with his head in the clouds. Normally hanging from the last weeks worth of benders. Has a tendency to like transgenders, gimp suits and boiled sweets. Hangs around McDonald’s in his work van trying to pick up. Dead behind the eyes
by Joeeeegriffin December 23, 2018
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Joe Gossage

Joe Gossage: to be unseasoned
My chicken I made last night was very Joe Gossage
by M unknown March 22, 2019
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Mohawk Joe

Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.

This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.
" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"

HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"

HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
by CaliGirlUNC June 06, 2019
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joe james

A mean boy that uses girls and has brown hair sometimes blond green eyes sometimes blue he can be sweet and a good kisser and hugger if u like joe good luck
by Sallythecell April 04, 2018
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Joe alwyn

Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.

Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else

-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass

Probably reads gay fantasy books

Had like 20 songs written about him

Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat

Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)

Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
by Mamawaffles July 14, 2024
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Pussy joe

A direct translation of the term "Zé buceta", from Brazil. The proper translation is "dumbass", but with more context, it means that someone thinks he is smart, but is astronomically dumb.
"Oi, have you seen James? He is an absolute pussy joe!"
"Scott, please take your pills, nobody understands what you're trying to communicate with us."
by LowBitrateSeizure September 29, 2023
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