national slap Sophia day

ever want to slap sophia? well your lucky day is october 18!

Man 1: Hey, Sophia!
Girl 1: Hey!
Man 1: U know what day it is?
Girl 1: No?
Man 1: National Slap Sophia Day! *Slaps Girl 1

by 1004cucumber September 19, 2021

National abuse sam day

National abuse sam day is for all people who know a sam, he could be just really annoying or he could just be a twat. We all join in to punch him, kick him, slap him with your chanticleer or just any sort of abuse. It's always a male sam. Laws are still forced but with fewer consequences. It is celebrated on March 18th.

Sam-“hey man, ur nan. Boom.”
An intellectual-“I’M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS!” *slaps with chanticleer*
Sam-“NOOO”
The intellectual-“Thank god for its national abuse sam day, another good day”

by jeef yarson III May 25, 2020

National Grab ass day

National grab ass day is was actually created on October 4 2012

Girl: Its national grab ass day so do it while you can
Boy: Its 2018 I don't just think of you as an ass for me to grab its insulting for you to assume I would want that

Girl: I'm sorr-
Boy:*grabs ass like hes gonna take it to go*

by An0nym0u3 October 4, 2018

National grab pussy day

April 17th is national grab pussy day!! Where anyone can grab a girls pussy!!

Hey it’s national grab pussy day so I am going to grab my crush’s pussy today

by Papihimself April 16, 2019

National Peg A Man day!

June 14 is National Peg A Man day! So grab your strap on dildo girls, cause you can peg a man on June 14 or any time you want!

Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yeah Eve?
Eve: can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve takes off Stephen’s pants and pegs the fuck out of him*
Stephen: OOOOH SHIT AAAAHH~ WHY THE FU- AAAAAAAH~ DONT- AH- STOP AAAAAAAAAAHHHH~
Stephen: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
Eve: cause it’s National Peg A Man day!

by taromybobatea August 2, 2022

National Dress Like a Slut Day

that special day of the year when girls (or usually just one girl and her friend) as an inside joke, dress as slutty as possible to make fun of all of those other bitches who do it daily, thinking they look so hot. *also to see how many guys get "excited" if you know what i mean ;*

I'm wearing my mini skirt and thong on National Dress Like a Slut Day.

by heeeellyeah. December 14, 2009

National slap girls ass day

It is not on April 7 and well it's actually not a holiday at all so lol

"Yo I'm a fukboy and want to slap an ass today"

"To bad there's No national slap girls ass day"

by YourBoyTW April 8, 2017