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Rave job

The act of getting/giving a handjob while at a rave
Yo this bitch just gave me a rave job at the excision concert
by poopnip September 7, 2018
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queef job

A middle ground between a good job and a shit job
Ohh Jess you've done a queef job of emptying those bins
by Amek January 1, 2016
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glitter job

A blow job from an extremely shiny, yet expensive hooker.
Hey dude, why are your pants so shiny?

Got a glitter job last night. Expensive af, but worth it.
by SUNTZUFOO July 4, 2018
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Jobs-on

Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.
Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....

"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"
by damaxta November 29, 2011
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Steve Jobs

The founder of Apple. He died tragically of ligma.
It’s so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma.”
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?”
by outer spec February 29, 2024
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Grump Job

A blow job performed with Game Grumps playing in the background instead of Netflix.
I gave my boyfriend the hottest Grump job during the Wind Waker let’s play last night
by Pink Rival December 12, 2018
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Mash job

Repeatedly punching the testicles of a sexual partner for pleasure.
Tim:
I love when becky uses me like a speed bag.
Frank:
What?
Tim:
She gives the best mash jobs.
by Weird kinks April 28, 2022
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