may 3

annoy ella day the day where any ella yk u have to bother the shit out of steal there things, tease them, etc

may 3- hey there’s ella let’s go steal her water bottle

by urmom_dabomb May 3, 2022

November 3

A day where any person should walk up to there beloved and take a shit on them

Bob: It’s November 3 *walks up to gf*
Gf: ewwwwww

by weirdo654321weirdo November 2, 2021

December 3

The day you get a sweater from your soulmate. And note to self, if you do get a sweater yet ready to meet “Heather”.

Alex-*in her mind “its thDecember 3, I should give her my sweater”.
Alex - it’s cold, here have my sweater
Maria- Thanks!
Alex- it looks better on you than it does me
Maria- *in her mind “only if you knew..”*

by Luvfantisy December 3, 2020

The 3 Pillars of Pervianity

the three aspects of a girl by which she should be measured:
1) TITS
2) LEGS
3) ARSE

dave: what would you rate her?

ahmed : she scores very highly on all the 3 pillars of pervianity

by robbo13 December 18, 2011

Rule #3

Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!

I brought this sexy chic home last night. As we walked in I said Rule #3 and her clothes were off before she was through the door!
Rule #2 Hide the bong! But that’s a different rule!!

by Byshop123 May 31, 2020

Flo<3

Sexiest, hottest and coolest they alive<3

Flo<3 is hot

by Flo<33 June 5, 2021

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when the boredem of class is too much and you begin to type every ky lower case and upper case alternating keys with the shift button

you- im bored
you- *types*
you-`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

by anonymous March 4, 2024