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national kick a boys balls day

on may 2nd we will kick a boys balls !
girl 1 - omg it’s national kick a boys balls day let’s go !
by tbhidkreally April 24, 2021
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National Give a Boy Flowers Day

May 5th is National Give a Boy Flowers Day! Make sure to give your boyfriend, best friend, homies or even your dad flowers!
Kyle: why are you giving me flowers?
Alexa: it’s national give a boy flowers day!
by Pickled_cucumbers April 28, 2021
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October 16th is National Kiss your Cousin Day. You can kiss your cousin without any harm or consequence
Me: Kisses Cousin

Cousin:Why’d you do that!?

Me: It’s National Kiss your Cousin Day!

Cousin: les fuk
by Daddddyyyyyieis October 15, 2019
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for middle school you can throw dk because he is 5'4" and anyone 4'5" and below better run
me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls
by @lexisawolf May 16, 2022
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National grab tits day

Single or taken go round grabbing anyone’s tits you want !
Ollie:*grabs walids tits*
Walid: what was that for ?
ollie:it’s national grab tits day
by Alex wasabi October 9, 2019
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National abuse sam day

National abuse sam day is for all people who know a sam, he could be just really annoying or he could just be a twat. We all join in to punch him, kick him, slap him with your chanticleer or just any sort of abuse. It's always a male sam. Laws are still forced but with fewer consequences. It is celebrated on March 18th.
Sam-“hey man, ur nan. Boom.”
An intellectual-“I’M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS!” *slaps with chanticleer*
Sam-“NOOO”
The intellectual-“Thank god for its national abuse sam day, another good day
by jeef yarson III May 25, 2020
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National grab pussy day

April 17th is national grab pussy day!! Where anyone can grab a girls pussy!!
Hey it’s national grab pussy day so I am going to grab my crush’s pussy today
by Papihimself April 16, 2019
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