John is a larger than life stoner, who thinks that anything can be solved with some ganja, anything from funerals, to childrens birthday parties you will always find john lurking around somewhere smoking a joint. He is also a surprisingly good cook, but make sure to ask what he puts in the brownies he makes you because you might just be looking at a really interesting night.
guy 1: it's so sad aunt mary passed away.
guy 2: i know what can lighten our moods, im pretty sure john's smoking a joint in the parking lot.
guy 1: oh word i heard he has that ganja
guy 2: i know what can lighten our moods, im pretty sure john's smoking a joint in the parking lot.
guy 1: oh word i heard he has that ganja
by thickzwick January 23, 2020
isn’t allowed to date until he’s 18, but considers you his girlfriend anyways. he makes you feel like the best girl in the world, then breaks your heart bc he cares more about his sport than he does about you. who knows, things may work out in the future though.
by ajtheblondie March 30, 2021
by NoTaJohn November 22, 2021
“Hey pass me that John” “what John are you talking about?” “I’m talking about the John on the table”
by John hein February 11, 2021
someone: hey? have you seen a short filipino guy before?
me: ??? oh? you mean john? yea he's right here
john: I'm not short.
me: ??? oh? you mean john? yea he's right here
john: I'm not short.
by therandomfilipino August 11, 2022
. Fast runner. Ugly. Broke. nickname KBL (king baby leg). A back surgeon, BBO CEO. Marvin best friend auntie baby cousin lil boy Friend. He is a good person. But deep down know’s he aint shit.
Girl i was feeling this one dude he seem to have potential until he start talking and i realized he aint shit. Didnt get his name i think he was a John
by Jrosssy January 31, 2020
by yesiknowilovefood April 26, 2022