Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days

My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

by __Mudkip November 18, 2017

John f Kennedy

Very open minded guy

Guy 1- Hey did you know John f Kennedy was the most open minded president
Guy 2- shut the fuck up tod

by The warm side of a pillow December 19, 2022

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.

Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

John Trevor Gregory

A mythical bing creature found in the depths of the bing community to summon use the phrase "Trump on top" or Dutton on top.

John Trevor stumpery Trump on top!.
John Trevor Gregory: ...

by John Trevor Stumpery February 18, 2024

John

He has a 30 inches dick and got a lot of girls.

He only wears the rich stuff like gucce, louis and prada. He is one of the funniest person and that why everybody loves him.

Do you know a John?
No, I only know ugly guys.

by Hellao September 29, 2019

John Henry

When someone punches or pounds an erect penis straight down like driving steel into railroad ties.

She got me going but then gave me the John Henry to seal the deal.

by Dkankel June 26, 2022

Steamie Johns

The absolute worst of anything.

Eric "Dude, where in trouble."

Dan "Steamie Johns... steamie johns."

by deeplmao September 13, 2018