jack dylan grazer

the cutest lil bean you will ever see you must protect him! he is bestfriends with my boi finn ;) fack is real!
jack dylan grazer is my little bean
by losver October 13, 2017
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jack dylan grazer

here’s a boi
probably bisexual but never admitted it
yeet
person 1: oml jack is cuteee
person 2: die-
(He’s a short person , jack Dylan grazer boIz)
by yeet.ur.lmao.boiz April 30, 2019
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my cracker jack hoe

A best friend that is more than a friend but less than a partner in a way. There always here when you need them an will do sexual favours when needed an/or wanted
Yea thats My Cracker Jack hoe an I'm glad I have them
by Broken hearted lover January 06, 2018
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fuck all jack shit

When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing
John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food
by coeryxtynt February 09, 2023
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jacking it better than a car

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.
Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.
by loltkyx September 18, 2017
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Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.
Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest69 mustang.
by Unk22 August 05, 2022
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Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
by Zachzilla October 28, 2020
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