Jack off all Trades

Someone who's so easy to get in bed with, they'll jack you off for basically anything.

"Jared's a total Jack off all Trades, I said I'd get him McDonalds if he blew me, and man did he enjoy those McNuggets."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

Rhode Island car jack

Where a women from Rhode Island aggressively jacks you off whilst you are under her car fixing it.

Diana gave me the best Rhode Island car jack in the repair shop yesterday!

by Blueberrywaffles69 November 3, 2022

fuck all jack shit

When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing

John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food

by coeryxtynt February 9, 2023

Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.

by Unk22 August 5, 2022

Child friendly Jack and Coke

When a child is sick, usually with a cold, and has to take a dose of NyQuil follows by a drink of choice to counteract the taste

“I had to give Jax a Child friendly Jack and Coke because of a summer cold they have”

by Magickmixez June 12, 2021

jacking it better than a car

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.

Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.

by loltkyx September 18, 2017

my cracker jack hoe

A best friend that is more than a friend but less than a partner in a way. There always here when you need them an will do sexual favours when needed an/or wanted

Yea thats My Cracker Jack hoe an I'm glad I have them

by Broken hearted lover May 1, 2018