Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.
by Olaf June 19, 2005
Get the Monkey Knife Fight mug.The world defines Monkey-hammer as a hammer used to hit monkeys by an abusive Zoo Keeper. The real definition of Monkey-hammer is that it's a slang word for a guy's penis. Monkey is a woman's pussy and hammer is a guy's penis. Alternate words are: Pussy-smasher, kitty-stabber, cherry-popper, and pie-cutter, etc.
Dan: Look at that hot-ass chick over there! She's got a tight-ass body, but look at that fat pussy!
Wade: Let me get my Monkey-hammer ready!
Wade: Let me get my Monkey-hammer ready!
by Apollyon the Kenite July 30, 2020
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Get the dirty monkey slut mug.Person 1: Did you see the new SMM (Space monkey mafia) film?
Person 2: That was beyond a film, that was the definition of AWESOME!
Person 2: That was beyond a film, that was the definition of AWESOME!
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Get the Wild Monkey Love mug.A mongolian monkey matinee is the central asian derivation of the european monkey face, an act in which a guy simultaneously wadges and throws a handful of short and curlies in the face of some dirty strumpet.
The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.
The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.
"Jenny looks so peaceful sleeping. I almost don't want to wake her. But my urge to litter her chops with jizzy gooch hairs is too strong to resist...bam bam, mongolian monkey matinee!"
by BB Smizzle May 19, 2008
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by dave sadler July 16, 2006
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