John

Basic, base model, no bells and whistles.

The subaru wrx was more expensive than the john impreza

by HerBoyfriend March 8, 2022

John

John is a musty sun of a bitch. He constantly reeks and smells like BO. John is also the type of guy to have a micro cock, he uses Mayo to masturbate.

Damn the man is such a john.

by Jacob18585929 November 24, 2021

John J

Such A dumbass who catfishes everyone. His parents will send him to other people's houses and earn money by sex.

"Hey, John James Wanna have Sex tonight"
"Hey, i need some condoms, John James"

by Alina Rose November 24, 2021

John.

John is an amazing person who will never fail to make you happy, laugh, or smile. They have a fantastic taste in music and are usually dorks or nerds, but still awesome

person: whos that
person 1: oh thats just John.

by iiSilentFoxxowo July 22, 2019

Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.

I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.

by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024

John-John

John-John is a male name

John-John is kind and so soft and likes Suoer Mario and youtube.

He is very kind

John-John is my brother

by SwedishGirlHelloGoodbye February 4, 2018

St. John's husky fucker

When you don't tip the jets pizza delivery guy so he fucks your husky an posts it to porn hub.

Mitch was a real st. John's husky fucker what a dunighan.

by Purple nurble February 12, 2022