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Rock climbing

The act of straight men secretly having sex with their homie
I caught my boyfriend in bed with his male best friend in bed yesterday while he was supposed to be out “rock climbing”
by User826917631 April 27, 2022
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Rock Island Rangler

A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “rocks” on Last Place Island.

To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.

Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-like objects.

John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?

Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!

The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”

Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.

Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.

Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.

There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.
by I_pissed_my_pants_again March 14, 2024
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Rock Daddy

A big seggsy daddy with rock hard abs. Some might even call them A Triple Course Meal, with Extra Potato Queso and Dipping Cheese Saucy Saucey...If you see a rock daddy don’t be afraid to take a bite outta that meal gurl!
OMG look at that Triple Course Meal Rock Daddy!
by Segsy Peppa March 25, 2021
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Pulpit Rock

the wooded area across from costco ish
Person 1: You were at Pulpit Rock today?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Woah no way, I was there too

Person 2: Woah so cool
by radicalreflector November 2, 2019
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Rock chalk

A famous sports chant at the University of Kansas in Lawrence KS!
by DKRemedy June 14, 2024
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skate rocks

this means fuck off ( F-off ) plain and simple

this originates from skateboarding world,
it is similar in origin to suck lemons,
you can 'suck lemons' or go suck lemons or you should suck lemons
are all replacable with F-you or F-off or skate rocks
meaning, skateboarding in rocks or gravel is NOT fun,
so,, you can skate rocks, would be a usage from its origin, but now, it is like most F-off/F-you phrases and can stand alone, and not be so grammatically correct
such as, 'people that are cruel, skate rocks and leave me alone;
If you dont like what I say then skate rocks.
by smilesnkisses February 4, 2010
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Throw rocks at me

Code name for someone helping you get stoned usually for the first time. Usually used by the person who isn’t experienced and more commonly used in a location where you can’t reveal the truth for example school
A really good friend who smokes: *whispers* hey you still wanna get high

You a person who has only been high once: *normal voice* yeah throw rocks at me
by @toxic.maddie May 26, 2019
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