Poop

A substance that come from your ass and is brown and green

I flushed by poop down the toilet

by Lilpumpsavage October 31, 2017

Goose poop

Farting semen out of your asshole.

She left a goose poop on my bed

by #Ihateithere March 11, 2022

Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.

Does your poop groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 13, 2022

Balls Pooping

The act of shitting so hard that some of the poop sticks to the back of your scrotum. This can lead to problems with your smell, and is not recommended.

Sorry I couldn't be there last night. My wife saw me balls pooping and wouldn't let me go out until I cleaned up. It ended up being a 3 hour ordeal...

by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021

female poop

a piece of solids coming out of a females' butt. smels rank.

Emma ran home and launched a massive load of female poop into the porcelain throne

by sthbath June 1, 2019

Poop Hammock

When a male wears a thong in reverse so that his testicles can be shown, the back of the underwear is known as the poop hammock

While Ricky was running to the bathroom, he accidentally filled up his poop hammock.

by JizzWhiz September 4, 2022

Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit

Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.

by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019