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Meat Head

Anyone who is too gosh darned Dumb for Thier own Good or anyone else's good for that matter.
It's a whole lot worse than Stupid, Dumb, or Slow, when you gotta converse or have anything to do with a Meat Head like You. There I said it.
by ciscothecrazykidfromfrisco April 13, 2016
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beat meat

to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker
OMG!, my bf Jonathan let me beat his meat at dinner last night, it was incredible! (beat meat)
by lucasant November 13, 2023
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crazy meat

Penis: The most insane sexual penis a woman has ever had...!
roommate:1. damn bro i didnt perform last night.!

roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT
by KENNY LOMAX January 1, 2012
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Meat Flaps

The flaps of a pussy that are EXTRA Stretchy and Long
Person1: Oml look at those, yum!
Lily: Are you talking about Rebecca's Meat Flaps?!
Isaiah: Hell yeah, are you jealous Lily bcz I ain't want yours?!
Person1: *Eating Her meat flaps* mm hmm uh uh mhhmhhmhh more mama cita!!
Isaiah: Get the FUCK OFF those are my MEAT FLAPS!!
by IBePourinOutTheFax May 17, 2019
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Meat

It has more than one meaning.
Meaning one -
A type of food that some people can't have due to religion. Meat comes from animals. People can sometimes be allergic to meat.

Meaning two -
Another name for a penis. This is how it is used in a sentence:
"Hey bro, I whipped out my meat so fast, my girl got all wet! I shoved my meat in her vagina (pussy or fanny is another name for vagina) and she cummed. I also let her gulp my meat!"
by joiiymeiio November 27, 2022
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Plate of Chopped meat

A phrase used to describe an ugly looking vagina. It has often been well used and and its appearance resembles raw chopped red meat with no distinguishing features.
I shagged a proper slag last night, her minge looked like a plate of chopped meat
by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024
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Hanging Albanian Meat

Showing one’s penis, particularly an older gentleman.
I walked into the locker room and old dude in the corner was definitely hanging Albanian meat.
by Bob lablah March 10, 2021
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