october

hoeing around is allowed only.

it means: hoes only october

boy “ i am really simping for this girl”
boy 2 “ it’s okay bro, it’s hoeing

by anonymous October 1, 2020

october 30

The day you kiss your best friend, gf, or bf

Person 1: Hey its october 30
Person 2: oh no
Person 1: "muah"

by andioppskskslovers October 29, 2019

October 17

National fuck joe day. GO FUCK JOE....MAMA

Billy hall fucked joe mamma so hard on October 17

by billy joe nibba October 16, 2019

October 31

National steal your tall friend's candy day! The tallest friend gives all their candy to the short peoples!

Tim: give your candy, its october 31st.
Tod: shit.

by Funny events October 29, 2019

October 27

Fight Madison day

Madison: why are you fighting me
Me: because it’s October 27 and I hate you

by lord fuckass October 27, 2019

October 25

It's national bench a guy day, a girl can bench their boyfriend anytime on this day

Person1 : should I bench my boyfriend?
Person2:today's to do it because its October 25th

by Oof MC ooferson October 25, 2019

October 25

Where the quiet kids at school listen to the pumped up kicks.

Jeff:Today is October 25
Fred:Oh yea I’m not gonna go to school today.

by Coolcqt4ver October 25, 2019