the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus

oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

Meat Sack

The newly rising slang for condoms in Springfield Ohio. They're sacks that you put your meat in. Get it?

Javier uses extra-small meat sacks when we do the nasty.

Brett uses lubricated meat sacks to make anal with Garrett more pleasurable.

by Your Friend Phil August 15, 2014

big guacamoly meat stick licker maxx

a big guacamoly meat stick lick licker maxx is a person who cant stop licking people. commonly used in north american parts of the world

"yo my homie big guacamoly meat stick licker maxx trace is always licking peoples meat".
"damn homie thas crazy twin"

by ni double g a June 20, 2025

bulgarian sack meat

When Bulgarians throw various meat into a burlap sack and then proceed to roast it.

Dave: "What do you want in your mouth?"

Kim: "Bulgarian sack meat. of course."

by Xx_WordVixen_xX May 1, 2018

Meat canopy

The squishy skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"Ah man, I just pinched my meat canopy!"

by Tanya pigweed November 1, 2014

To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014