bag meat

The street name for products of a sous-vide cooked meat item.

Honey, what do you want to do for dinner?

I already have it covered. The bag meat has been soaking over an hour already.

by coolchewlew February 15, 2019

Meat wealth

Your status within society based on how much meat you have at any given time. To achieve meat wealth, you must have at least 2 freezers full of quality meat.

*Opens freezer* Damn, girl, you meat wealthy!

by Meatwealth October 15, 2021

meat salad

Having someone lick an asshole during anal sex

my girlfriend totally gave my other girlfriend a meat salad last night...

by Your meat salad master June 6, 2015

Rotten meat

The act of ejaculating inside your partner's hole (any) and then proceeding to slurp/suck the semen off your partner's hole.

"Yeah dude, I for real ate this girl's rotten meat."

by incisionedturtle09 January 5, 2024

waddling meat

When a male cums all of their belly and dick while laying down and don't have anything to whipe.

James: Bro I had waddling meat.

Noah: No way bro! How?
James: I forgot to grab a sock.

by Flakey Niblet July 12, 2017

Minnesota Meat-Masher

The act of having a parter crush the mans fully erect penis with hard objects such as bricks until the man ejaculates

"dude Rebecca gave me a Minnesota Meat-Masher last night, and it still aches."

by PenisTicker March 18, 2025

on my meat

When a person is on your case

Bro that teacher is is on my meat

by On my meat January 20, 2018