Nigger Fried Christ 

Blasphemy - An alternative to "Jesus H Christ," often used as an expletive when conveying sentiments that a situation that is "f*cked," niggerish (horrible and wrong), or is the result of nigger-type behavior, such as laziness, lack of motivation to do things correctly, or lack of self responsibility, or self cognizance.

NOT related to nigger fried chicken, which is of course, self explanatory.

*A car wreck occurs, because some thing is in the fast lane, driving 60 MPH, and not respectful enough to move, so a car passes it on the inside lane, and a car wreck occurs. The thing piddles on by in the fast lane, unaware of the wreck it caused.

Passer-by: "Nigger Fried Christ!"

Nigger Fried Christ by Plantation Master Timmy October 28, 2010

jack-off friendly 

Describes a girl who has many large Facebook pictures often with revealing clothing showing legs, chest, etc. which makes her a prime target for the highest level of Facebook stalking - as a porn substitute!

Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.

The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!

*fap fap fap* - "ahh, thank you Amy, for being jack-off friendly; you just made my day. and yesterday. and the day before. and...."

*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."

jack-off friendly by The P-Man April 18, 2010

710 friendly 

710 friendly means hash oil friendly. The 710 looks like the word oil when you flip it over in reverse.

Xander Grim is 420/710 friendly, but only fucks with dro.

710 friendly by XanderGrim May 27, 2016

Cock Fiend

A person who wants the cock constantly. Can't be in the presence of one and not touch it.

DAMN! why am I such a cock fiend?

Cock Fiend by SmartOne April 24, 2005

Were Just friends 

Were Just friends means they go to each other house and fuck each other.

Were Just friends; )

Were Just friends by Call me at 6054756968 July 9, 2019

Fried and Fertilized 

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

Frieda

A cute-clumsy girl who attracts everyone around her. She is oblivious to a lot of things but that's a part of her charm. She often blames herself for her own and other's misfortunes but should remember that she's not responsible for everyone's happiness. Befriending people is easy for Frieda, as everyone she meets love her instantly. She's just the nicest, sweetest, awesomest, most interesting girl.

Wow I'm in love with Frieda

Frieda by foyfoysama June 4, 2018