by Some cunt who doesn't belong July 4, 2016
Get the dick syrupmug. the only way to get things done marine corps when your chain of command fails. normally when you try to do something in the corps like a special billet people want to keep you from doing it so they can use you for what they need you for. higher ups are more worried about quotas and doing what they want, regardless of what you deserve, this is when you have to resort to stomping on dicks.
stomping on dicks consists of educating yourself, getting your info together, and not being afraid to play "whos dick is bigger" with your boss, or his boss, or even his boss. more or less, calling bullshit on things that normally go unchecked. it usually leads to getting what you want if you are right, but leaves a path of burnt bridges.
stomping on dicks consists of educating yourself, getting your info together, and not being afraid to play "whos dick is bigger" with your boss, or his boss, or even his boss. more or less, calling bullshit on things that normally go unchecked. it usually leads to getting what you want if you are right, but leaves a path of burnt bridges.
motivator 1:yeah, well i was told to wipe my ass with my drill instructor package today cause they need me to deploy with another unit, again
motivator2: what about all the guys who havent deployed yet that have been here for years?
motivator1:thats what i said, but they dont seem to care. its a numbers game and i am losing.
motivator2:thats bullshit, we have boots that havent deployed, send them. its real fucked up how dirty they are doing you just cause its easier sending you than someone else. you deserve a chance to a b billet.
motivator1: yeah, hate to say it. but i think its time to start stomping on dicks and ask to talk to the commanding officer.
motivator2: what about all the guys who havent deployed yet that have been here for years?
motivator1:thats what i said, but they dont seem to care. its a numbers game and i am losing.
motivator2:thats bullshit, we have boots that havent deployed, send them. its real fucked up how dirty they are doing you just cause its easier sending you than someone else. you deserve a chance to a b billet.
motivator1: yeah, hate to say it. but i think its time to start stomping on dicks and ask to talk to the commanding officer.
by going to DI September 1, 2010
Get the stomping on dicksmug. by FDLforlife September 3, 2022
Get the Farm Dickmug. a friend wants to tap that ass, you drop them off at the person's house. you're transporting what they need to them. dick valet.
by ldygz November 10, 2011
Get the dick valetmug. "I appreciate you Terrance" Exclaimed Mike as he gave him a soft and apricative dick pat. "Thanks man, that means a lot." Said Terrance after receiving a dick pat from his bro Mike.
by Notkaidendamery November 8, 2017
Get the dick patmug. A vagina belonging to a woman with loose morals that has been used so often and so thoroughly by the opposite sex that penises encounter minimal friction upon entry.
Person 1: "Did you hear Sheryl got pounded out again last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that pussy has gotta be looking pretty close to a dick slalom by now."
Person 2: "Yeah man, that pussy has gotta be looking pretty close to a dick slalom by now."
by RawCocoa August 9, 2013
Get the Dick Slalommug. Something that happens to guys when they rub themselves off in their jeans too much. It changes like the skin texture.
by JaySpike July 14, 2021
Get the rough dickmug.