Athletes Dick

When your dick itches from jerking off into a dirty sock.

"Hey man, why are you scratching your crotch?"

"Sorry bro, I've got a mean case of athletes dick"

by MoldyMoldyAss March 6, 2015

pin dick

Someone who is paying too much attention to a tiny thing. Used in reference to people who point out small details that only they care about.

"My Batman costume is just like the original, no yellow under the bat logo." "Actually, the original Bob Kane drawing was for a red suit with no bat logo." "Pin dick."

by ELF1 April 22, 2015

Dick Wagon

A taxi full of horny single dudes lacking any sort of female companions rocking out to Bon Jovi.

Let's jump in the Dick Wagon and head back to HB.

by Dwagon1 June 9, 2015

ripped dick

When you try to go in dry, but the hole is too tight, causing a painful sensation like the skin being ripped off the penis.

I tried to go in dry, but ended up with a ripped dick.

by Flapjack McGee March 7, 2016

satan dick

A dick that is big red and angry looking. Can widen an asshole to a very big size.

Oh god thats satan dick.

Dont go near the satan dick.

by Cobra aws December 9, 2016

Dick Oven

Another way of referring to Rick Owens Shoes. Often used by hypebeasts and hypebaes or someone who's tired of too many people wearing them.

Dave: "Hey did you cop those Dick Ovens the other night"?

Ashley: "Yeah the raffle lineup was really long".

by surry jack December 26, 2018

moldy dick

a penis of gigantic proportions that been around the block a bit, resulting in many a dose of antibiotics.

he shagged a smelly fishy vagina and ended up with a moldy dick.

by clintus crews January 21, 2019