The act of watching oneself masturbating in front of a mirror (drumpfing) while sitting on a toilet taking a dump (dumping). This can be promoted to a super dump n drumpf if the participant is spewing forth racist rhetoric.
Jon: yesterday I totally walked in on Donny "dump n drumpfing"
Oliver: gtfo!
Jon: yeah... I'd even call it a super dump 'n drumpf on account of him screaming something about Mexican rapists
Oliver: We gotta build a wall around that shit..
Oliver: gtfo!
Jon: yeah... I'd even call it a super dump 'n drumpf on account of him screaming something about Mexican rapists
Oliver: We gotta build a wall around that shit..
by Dirty bugz August 17, 2016

by Dr. Dysphoria August 23, 2025

The kinda meal that no matter how hard you try you can’t stop thinking about her. Whether you had her yesterday or many years ago, you still think about her everyday.
She’s the type that can change your world with just one bite of her deliciousness. She is a gift and a true treasure. Kraft simply could never.
She’s the type that can change your world with just one bite of her deliciousness. She is a gift and a true treasure. Kraft simply could never.
by beatnicgirl421 November 24, 2021


This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.
Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”
by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Stupid x-boyfriend: So, does that mean we can have a threesome?
Me: No the fuck it doesn't asshole, you're on n/c status.
Me: No the fuck it doesn't asshole, you're on n/c status.
by Wheaters702 October 26, 2022
