Poop

When you poop and you forgot to wipe and then you go to school and your crushes a poop stain on the back of your shorts

When you poop and you forgot to wipe and then you go to school and your crushes a poop stain on the back of your shorts

by Usueuhejeh September 23, 2021

Poop

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Lindsey was walking from the train station on the way home. She mashed something brown on her new pink sneakers at a nearby dog park and she wonders what’s that brown stuff on her shoes, then she lifts her foot, revealing that she mashed dog poop.

by EMD F59PHI January 8, 2025

poom poop

When a really autistic guy talks about feces

OR the idea of women sharting out their puss

Guy: "Darel can you hop on Fortnite?"
Darel (autism): "narrhh irm doinsg a poom poop"
Guy: "what"
Darel: "eheueuhrhrhe"

Girl: "I'm really glad poom poop isn't a real thing"
other girl: "yh me too.. *poom poops*"

by THEpoompoop May 27, 2024

poop

yummy 🥺🥺⛓⛓⛓⛓🥀🥀🥀🥀

poop is yummy

by very cool girl August 10, 2021

poop

a squishy substance that sloshes around and when hard can be crumbled into little crumbs.

I love the way the poop sloshes around in my diaper, and the crunchy, breakable pieces slosh around aside it.

by bigchungus123 June 19, 2023

post-work poop

PWP= Post-Work Poop

Our toilets at work were covered in urine, so I couldn’t poo. Need to release that PWP(Post-Work Poop), I’ll call you back.

by NoGoodUseless1 December 28, 2022

Poop Butt

Any individual, male or female who has pooped and has not yet taken a shower using soap and a thorough scrub to his or her butt hole to remove the excess poop that is probably stuck in the nooks of the anus.

Kristina was a very attractive women and presented herself with the upmost confidence. Andrew was extremely attracted to Kristina. Andrew was going to ask Kristina on a date until he noticed she had used the bathroom for roughly 10 minutes. Andrew then knew that Kristina had a “Poop Butt” and decided not to ask her on a date.

by Godrewski March 15, 2022