Johns mom

Darians bitch

Whos johns mom? oh thats just darians bitch.

by nciebfbxusjsbx July 5, 2023

otaku john

he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him

he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john

by john245boss March 1, 2019

Sir`John

he is a nice person that has really good hair and a nice smile and is most likely lightskin.

#ah that's sir`john, he's so cool

by nyathegoat March 5, 2020

john michael

a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.

john michael’s a cutie

by younggayone October 6, 2019

Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages.

Asked mike to go get a drink but instead i got johned.

by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022

John

A simp with homosexual tendencies who likes girls who look like korean soft boys.

Don't go Full John.

by Mt retr0 November 22, 2021

John

A one who can out pizza the hut, and likes to sleep. He also enjoys food and classical music while working out or even discord moderating. He is known to be very very tall and is often very nice and charismatic to people. It’s also common for him to be in the wild place known as “skool” or even drinking a nice box of apple juice.

John was at my house with the imposter from among us.

by Fortnitjoez November 21, 2021