Indian Hand Wash

Use a water bottle and your hands to wash your asshole after shitting. Let dry.

Why are your hands smelly, did you indian hand wash?

by trolln1gg4 July 18, 2025

Hand Shandy

To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person

Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride

by Mrs hand shandy March 19, 2023

sausage hand

When someone has fingers that look like sausages

You got sausage hand bro.

by Mooseman0424 May 15, 2016

oopma hands

oopma hands - the result of excess sun exposure wearing golf gloves. Your arms and face become overly tan while your hands are not.

His oopma hands are such an eye sore. I told him not to golf so much with the gloves on.

by Barlz June 1, 2010

Hand

Useless worker or the new guy.

Usually used in industrial plant work or construction

You're just a hand, all you're good for is holding a wrench.

Look here, hand.

by Jack White. September 25, 2020

NATIONAL HOLD HANDS DAY

April 2nd is the day when you can hold hands with anyone you love!

Bob: I held hands with Bella and it was amazing

Lily: Yea stupid today is national hold hands day!

by Ang33l March 30, 2022

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022