John

The guy who invented everything.

Teacher: Who invented television?
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft

John Kellogg’s

John Deer

John Arrington

John Telephone

John UrbanDictionary

Elton John

by Me, John October 16, 2021

John Emery

At totally epic gamer! This is the man you would want on your team. An insane apex legend and a totally rad siege player 😩! This guy will kick names and take ass! Never 1v1 him cuz he’ll destroy you!

Person1: “did you see that guy who killed me!?”

Person2: “bruh that guy was such a John Emery!”

by KidKryptic October 17, 2021

John Cena

John Cena is known as the invisible man

i saw a car driving it self?!
u also saw john cena -ulysses rafoni

by ulysses rafoni October 18, 2021

John Shea Method

Do whatever you want, but it must work

I used the John Shea Method to pass my test.

by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021

Long John

Long penis

I gave her my long john

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021

John Bromley

The manliest man to ever life.

John Bromley: So help me Bob i'm bully in the alley

by CommanderKevin October 20, 2021

Elton John

The Daddy of all music!

Who is the Daddy of music? Elton John is!

by Little67 October 21, 2021