suck my left nut

an insult used to spite someone, derived from the fact that the right but is clearly superior

josh: ur annoying

me: we you can SUCK MY LEFT NUT

by a kool persono April 2, 2020

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Aunt Sally's nut butter

Crushed testes. Usually given to someone who causes another displeasure.

If he grabs my ass one more time, I swear I'm gonna give him a taste of Aunt Sally's nut butter.

by danielle June 22, 2007

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i feel your nuts

i know what you mean

Boy 1: Yeah man, I can't stand that guy.
Boy 2: I feel your nuts on that one.

by Bobismymom December 1, 2014

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worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts

Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.

Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!

by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007

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"A person with an eccentric personality that has used shit loads of narcotics over their life, resulting in a swiss cheese brain effect that lends itself easily to OCD and other psychiatric disorders. Though irritating at times, they can be quite entertaining to those around them, like watching a drunk party clown wetting themselves."

"That bitch is a total Nut Fuck Whack Job!"

by Badass721 March 10, 2010

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