Poop

Food from ass

Jeffrey: “I had a poop
Arnold: “cool, I proud of you bro”

by Griswalds poop November 22, 2021

Prodigal Poop

A large poop in a low-flow toilet piles up until it reaches your butthole— thus returning from whence it came. Therefore it is called The Prodigal Poop.

I should have flushed half way through this morning. That Texas Tube Snake turned into a real Prodigal Poop.

by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 15, 2021

premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass

Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.

by pooperforlife August 31, 2016

poop shelf

A questionable invention by the Dutch that is morally and reprehensibly wrong on all levels.

I heard eva owns a poop shelf! what a loser!

by salami! February 2, 2024

Polar Poops

When you mix a great polar pop at circle k and it gives you the shits.

Jim mustve made a really good polar pop, he's got the polar poops!

by BrinaBaby💕 June 2, 2021

Poop or poopy?

A phrase that dumb kids who say dumb stuff use to fit in with other people

A n o t h e r c h a n c e or poop or poopy?

by bsjsjshusbebebd October 18, 2021