Joe Bucket also goes under the alias "Grandpa Joe". Some of you may know him from Willy Wonka and others may know him as "You mean the guy whos legs were out of service for 21 years?" Then decided to fuckin Un-Walt Jr himself and partake in his Assbang filthy grandson's Chocolate Factory field trip. Joey Buckz is a piece of shit. Don't be a joey Buckz.
What? he cut his legs off and was walking on invisible stilts? Sounds a little fishy Todd. Did you tell Tanner?
Tanner: Oh I heard all about it man! My turtle said he saw JB perform a toe loop, flip, lutz triple axle in his filthy fuckin jam packed single room occupant shit hole he calls home.
Carter: oh dam, ya'll talking about that big brown bucket? I took a dump in that the other day and left it next to Charlies window.
Tanner: UH, no dude, we're talking about Joe Bucket, that twink charlies grandpa.
Carter: Don't tell anyone but the reason why I pulled A Joe Bucket yesterday and didnt show up was because I snuck into JBs Shitshack and I brushed my asshole with his toothbrush.
Tanner: Oh I heard all about it man! My turtle said he saw JB perform a toe loop, flip, lutz triple axle in his filthy fuckin jam packed single room occupant shit hole he calls home.
Carter: oh dam, ya'll talking about that big brown bucket? I took a dump in that the other day and left it next to Charlies window.
Tanner: UH, no dude, we're talking about Joe Bucket, that twink charlies grandpa.
Carter: Don't tell anyone but the reason why I pulled A Joe Bucket yesterday and didnt show up was because I snuck into JBs Shitshack and I brushed my asshole with his toothbrush.
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During the day of November 3rd, no matter who/what you are, you will have full permission to bop any Joe closest to you or near you.
by JoePotato2nd November 04, 2021
The term "Bop a Joe" is used to bop any people/cats who have Joe in their name. Each and every Joe around the world are bopped over ten times a day on the exact date, November 3rd. However, if it isn't November 3rd, you CANNOT bop a joe, unfortunately.
(past tense) Yesterday, I bopped a Joe.
(future tense) Tomorrow, I hope to bop JoeBingus.
Other Examples: I want to bop a Joe.
(future tense) Tomorrow, I hope to bop JoeBingus.
Other Examples: I want to bop a Joe.
by JoePotato2nd November 04, 2021
November 3rd is officially "Bop the Nearest Joe Day," so when you see a Joe, just as JoeBingus or an ordinary Joe, you have the permission to bop them as many times as you wish.
(past tense) Yesterday, I bopped a joe.
(Future tense) Did you know that later in the future, on specifically November 3rd, I can officialy bop a Joe?
(Future tense) Did you know that later in the future, on specifically November 3rd, I can officialy bop a Joe?
by JoePotato2nd November 04, 2021