Scottdale Poop n' Scoop

When your roommate or friend sneaks up on you while your sleeping and gets you to orgasm through rectal insertion without you waking up.

Aw man my roommate gave me the ol' Scottdale Poop n' Scoop last night and I've never woken up more refreshed.

by anonymous January 29, 2022

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Ham n hammer

Usually referred to as a person who doesn’t keep it real , or somebody who pillow talks about they friends. Could also be somebody who’s just simply a simp

MEECHIE is a ham n hammer type of person he don’t keep it real.

by Vllllll December 1, 2023

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slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.

Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!

by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022

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After the Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum, used to describe a wide-eyed individual who remains happily unaware of their own ignorance. Not only can this person not stay focused on the task at hand (typically caused by a self-imposed distraction or mishap), but also, the person may not fully understand the task at hand... or reality in general. Explaining to the individual the error of their ways is futile for this reason, as the mistakes they make are based on the fact that they are not aware of the most basic things in life which are acceptable or not acceptable to do.

Wiggum (n.): "Did he really just use the word 'unpossible' with a straight face?! That guy is such a wiggum."

by king_e_dawg October 27, 2010

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the sweet n' sour pork treatment

It's when you tie the guilty person (male) to a chair, slather his junk in honey and then bring in a hungry pig.

Guy 1: So what did ya do to 'im?

Guy 2: Gave him the sweet n' sour pork treatment for doing my wife.
Guy 1: Nice.
Guy 2: Come again?

by Thxforyoureyesight February 20, 2025

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Hrishan (n.)

Everything about Hrishan is a flex, but in the most effortless way possible. His intelligence? Unmatched. His handsomeness? A danger to public health. His fighting ability? Smooth, calculated, and borderline unfair. He’s the type of guy who never runs—only walks dramatically like he’s in a slow-motion movie scene. If he’s not making history, he’s making people wish they were him. If you ever see him in a tuxedo, just know something legendary is about to happen.

"Hrishan (n.) just explained quantum mechanics while dodging three punches and drinking an espresso. How does he do it?"

by Maximus553 February 18, 2025

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