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by warriorbent11 January 19, 2022
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Your mom

The worst insult ever, and is VERY OVERATED like middle school boy humor
“Your mom
Unfunny asshole.”
by Slaythedaycauseimgay May 21, 2022
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Single mom fighting

When a male is punching so I effectively he can’t hit his target and his form is embarrassing.
Look at him swinging at roger his fist comes back behind his head then swings upwards into the air! That is single mom fighting if I ever seen it, he didn’t have nooo Dad around!
by D worx March 8, 2023
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facebook mom

they are the type of moms that post what happened on their daily lives such as going to the mall with their friends, making breakfast for their children, celebrating a party and so much more.
"A Facebook mom posted a picture going out with her friends at the mall."
by replies November 30, 2022
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Trevor’s Mom

A very hot mom whose son has a huge package
Jeff- OMG it’s Trevor’s Mom i’m have to act up
by DaddyE172536 June 13, 2022
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Mom

Decides on your future
Mom: you cant pregnant that baby will ruin your life

daughter: I'm. Not get abortion
Dad listen to your mother he screams from the other room
by the brogue August 7, 2022
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Uber-momming

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1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.

2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.
I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.
by CJHawkstone December 7, 2017
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