Dion's Mom

a old worn out hag with a massive coochie to fit all your friends.
i just slept with dion's mom and i got AIDS
by mom fucker 69 December 06, 2021
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(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
My mom probably doesn’t have long to live
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yo mom gay

the most powerful insult in excistance. when you used againts someone their carrier is over. the only comeback is "no u"
in which occasion you can only say "yo mom and dad gay together" to make the other look up directions on how to pour

cold water on the burn. commonly changed to "mom gay" so that the normies wont understand it.
Jon:yo mom gay
Greg:no u
Jon:yo mom and dad gay together
Greg:*gets destroyed*
by petraklas June 24, 2019
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mom top

a garment for the upper body cut to show the stomach made of cotton or a similar fabric, with a collar and sleeves, an item of clothing a mother would wear
OMG did you you see Natasha wearing that mom top today?!

YASSSSSS she flexingggggg
by guccimatt August 27, 2018
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The Mom of the Group

Is the one in your friend group who acts like your mother most of the time. They usually love the outdoors but have a hard time putting their phone down. Unfortunately, they are brutally honest, and speak their minds, even though it may hurt someone. Stereotypically, Amalie or Amelia is a common name for the 'Mom of the Group.'
Sadly this is the mom of the group.
"Amalie is the mom of the group."
"Shaaa aaaaaap"-amalie
by sushiDlife167 April 29, 2022
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Sorry, Mom, But Yudelka Robles Sabe Du Artista De Ligua
Sorry, Mom, But Yudelka Robles Sabe Du Artista De Ligua
by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 24, 2025
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MOM day

You have to tell peoples moms there beautiful and hug them to bring up there confidence
You:Hey you beautiful mom: thanks so much that boosted my confidence you:yea it’s mom day
by Moms daddy January 09, 2022
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