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farm handed

by fhejgjd February 9, 2015
mugGet the farm handedmug.

hand trick

A hoe, but a minor one, mostly a tease. Lots of hand jobs, ya know.
That junior high bitch ain't nothin but a hand trick.
by rollingstoner91 October 2, 2013
mugGet the hand trickmug.

Hand Beef

Hey dude what are you doing?
" I'm gonna go back to my room and get me some hand beef"
by TdogNite July 24, 2015
mugGet the Hand Beefmug.

Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.
I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed
by Jizz hands October 18, 2017
mugGet the Edward Jizzard Handsmug.

A hand full of Peter

a band from the animated american sitcom "Family Guy" consisting of charters Glenn Quagmire and Peter Griffin.

songs include "Credit card debt"
"Alyssa Malano"
"I poop in strange places"
Tristan: What's a hand full of Peter? Another blow job joke on Family Guy?
John Boy: Listen; Glenn Quagmire: Alyssa Malano, i knew yo ware gunna be hut wham jou ware nene.
by Soctor2 September 12, 2017
mugGet the A hand full of Petermug.

Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.
I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.
by backdrft76 August 14, 2022
mugGet the Mickey Handsmug.

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