farm handed

To shit in your hand and hit someone with it in the face

Poop dick on farm handed

by fhejgjd February 9, 2015

hand trick

A hoe, but a minor one, mostly a tease. Lots of hand jobs, ya know.

That junior high bitch ain't nothin but a hand trick.

by rollingstoner91 October 2, 2013

Hand Beef

Male masturbation

Hey dude what are you doing?
" I'm gonna go back to my room and get me some hand beef"

by TdogNite July 24, 2015

Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.

I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed

by Jizz hands October 18, 2017

A hand full of Peter

a band from the animated american sitcom "Family Guy" consisting of charters Glenn Quagmire and Peter Griffin.

songs include "Credit card debt"
"Alyssa Malano"
"I poop in strange places"

Tristan: What's a hand full of Peter? Another blow job joke on Family Guy?
John Boy: Listen; Glenn Quagmire: Alyssa Malano, i knew yo ware gunna be hut wham jou ware nene.

by Soctor2 September 12, 2017

Eliza Coupe Are Left-Handed

Eliza Coupe Are Left-Handed

Eliza Coupe Are Left-Handed

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.

I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022