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Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021
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Il Verde (The Green)

Il Verde (The Green) a.k.a. the 21st century hemlock. "I like this shot", this is the sentence that no one said after drinking this concoction. It has a 95% disgorgement rate, the remaining 5% have never seen the sun rise again.

The recipe was invented by Marzia, even if the proportions are not yet known. The bartender found the right mix to get the young fellas high in the shortest amount of time.
Possible contraindications: too drunk to go into the club.
Marzia: "What do you want to drink? Can I make you 5 Verdi?"
The Boys: "Damn Marzia, Il Verde (The Green) kills us, but let's do it!"
*One minute later*
The Boys: "Where is Spirit? Il Verde has hit again!"
by Triplo7 December 2, 2021
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Ur mom is green

An insult I cannot explain. I learned it and still don't get it.

Green is not a bad colour.

Search it up on google.
Cot: "Ur mom is green and she hates you."
Kith: *Kicks Cot*
by RamieTheDuck April 5, 2022
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Black Point-Green Point

A neighborhood of novato, a mutant incest love creature between Black Point and Green Point. Black Point is a collection of small secluded houses full of hippies, and green point are multi-million dollar mansions run by absent addict patriarchs piggybacking off of daddy’s trust fund money. The two are divided by highway 37, which is full of drunk truckers who finished drinking 70 6-packs at Rossi’s Deli
Josh: “Have you ever been to Black Point-Green Point?”
Zach: “Wtf, why would anybody do that? I’m not looking to get run over by some mexican trucker who just finished daydrinking at the deli”
by YourBoySpiff April 25, 2022
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Gren tea with green

This is the moment when Roblox tags the word green But only the first green and so instead of saying green you have to say gren
“##### tea with green” its tagged :( lemme try again “gren tea with green” yay! It worked
by Froggyeatfly May 26, 2022
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pink and green girl

Pink and green girls wear pink and green they're flowery and bubbly and like frogs and smoothies
Ever since Hannah learned about global warming she’s become a pink and green girl.
by sarmsforarms June 17, 2022
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