B-Section

A B-Section is a specialized surgical procedure in which a skilled professional meticulously removes both the hair and follicles from the eyebrows. Often B-Sections lead to Follicurolysis Syndrome and can be fatal.

My drunk friend dared my homeless uncle to get a B-Section he died 2 weeks later.

by the strong voice of the wind T April 3, 2025

B-2 Bomber

A stolen alien spacecraft the government keeps telling you is a bomber plane.

Me: those B-2 bombers look dope! Must of taken the engineers a lot of time to design it!
Conspiracy theorist: They didn't design it. The aliens did.

by jotaro123456 November 16, 2020

B A S S

B A S S is a instrument for PRO SLAPPERS! The instrument is one of the few instruments that is approved by Davie504, it was a true gift from the instrument gods. If you play B A S S it means you're a PRO and a SLAPPER, not a filthy, N00B, Guitar (6-String Bass) player.

B A S S and Drums are BFFs, B A S S and Guitar (6-String Bass) are ENIMIES!

1: I play B A S S, not a filthy Guitar!

2: Send B A S S, NOW!

3: SLAPP B A S S!

by S L A P P E R December 20, 2019

Kelly B

She is house broken, friendly, and great with kids and other animals. She is low energy so exercise isn't a necessity and waking her from long rests and naps is unadvised. She loves to cuddle, and can be taken most places. Her favourite treats are chicken nuggies and slurpees. She does tend to be upset if you get her the wrong flavours though. While fearful, she does demonstrate good guard instincts when left home alone. She can be left alone and only shows distress when you leave, calms down fairly quickly there after. She likes to meet others as well, but can be slightly jealous if anyone shows interest in her people. We have had success in teaching her new things. Some extra attention during thunderstorms is quite common or else she may whimper and cry (refer to favourite treats). All in all, she's a good girl 🐕

We have a Kelly B

by Her roommates October 28, 2021

B-But

It is when you stutter while saying "but".

B-But I NEED TO EAT A LEENUT SKLUTER AND PELLY SANDWICH.

by World Government August 17, 2025

Vivaan B.

A female no digity indian bitch. That's it.

Stop being such a vivaan b.

by sniggerhehehehaw112 October 30, 2023

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025