Chamberlin Rock

A giant boulder made of glacial granite that weighed between 42 and 70 tons, which was removed from University of Wisconsin-Madison campus after a bunch of moron college students discovered an article about it from 1925 where it was referred to one time as a 'N****rhead'. They then spent $50,000 to remove the rock from the campus because they thought it was a symbol of hatred towards black people, even though it wasn't, because obviously its a damn rock that cannot do anything. So instead of using the 50 grand to help homeless people or fund scholarships for BIPOC students, they decided to waste it to move a rock a few miles away that was already there long before humans even walked on that land.

Ben Shapiro: "A rock that students call a symbol of racism has been removed from campus...50 thousand dollars..to remove a 42 ton boulder... its a ROCK."
Spongebob: "Its not just a boulder...its a Chamberlin rock *cries*"

by SmokeWeedEveryday123 December 1, 2021

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rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitely not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is impossible.

(originated from jimmy's brain in the MrBeast video "7 Days Stranded In A Cave")

Jimmy: These rocks trap the heat here and block the pee from the rocks above.
Mack: It's not pee.
Jimmy: What do I call it?
Mack: I don't know, maybe rain or something.
Jimmy: But it's not rain. It's rock. Hey, point it up, do you see clouds? No. You see rocks. It's not rain.
Karl: Rock-pee.
Jimmy: Rock-pee.
Mack: Rock-pee, fine.
Jimmy: All right, it's rock-pee.

by Cry Liberals August 17, 2024

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