How to kill my guy friend

Kick him in the Penis

Me: Imma kill him...
Next second
Kicks him in the Balls
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID U ASK ALEXA HOW TO KILL MY GUY FRIEND YOU'RE CRAZY!

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021

beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

by big man with little things April 14, 2018

Hug your girl/boy best friend

Nov. 15 is the day you get to hug your girl or boy best friend!

Hey it's Hug your girl/boy best friend

by Loving the broskis November 14, 2019

yusra hussain is heena syeds best friend

were friends

yusra hussain is heena syeds best friend

by Hjs12345 April 28, 2017

International day of having a Portuguese best friend

June 20th is the international day of having a Portuguese best friend. If you have a Portuguese best friend, make sure to celebrate by throwing sardines or pork at them.

"Tomorrow is international day of having a Portuguese best friend!!! I can't wait to throw sardines at João!

by The Portuguese Kids July 13, 2017

Call your best friend babe day

Just call them babe . Or if not you have no friends like me

Jonny: hey wyd babe
Jonah :wtf

Jonny:oh it’s call your best friend babe day

Jonah:oh ok babe

by Wired December 10, 2019

national murder your small friends day

October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.

Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔

by thisisnotniamh October 21, 2020