A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.
Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
by keyline September 21, 2017
Get the rock-spasticmug. Shequada-ey yo i watched cloudy with a chance of crack rocks! last night nd it was maddd gooood n word
by martyh October 28, 2011
Get the cloudy with a chance of crack rocks!mug. Finger an anus. Signaled as all but the middle fingers up. Derived from the hand made when fingering, like a rock gesture, and in the anus, the pink.
by Mindinexcelsis August 24, 2011
Get the rock the pinkmug. A man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men. Often the man lets her do whatever she wants and treat him like shit. Also likes to spy on other people having sex with his women.
(Short version of cuckold)
(Short version of cuckold)
by wb2ruigb92gb2rgb92ebe9b November 9, 2017
Get the Rockmug. Bands that think they are full on rock and roll, who usually have a large fan base. However, when the mirror is held up, they are more like a pop band. Examples include the Foo Fighters, Three Doors Down, Winger, and of course Nickelback.
"Unfortunately, to appease my wife, I have to take my kid to that semi rock showcase, with Nickelback headlining. I may need a testosterone booster when I get home.
by anonymous November 6, 2021
Get the semi rockmug. by PedroLovesRae October 31, 2022
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Get the a rockmug.