Fast poops

Diarrhea

That Mexican food gave me the fast poops.

Fast poops by Gabriel Lewis September 1, 2013

poopsmithery 

n. What a plumber, or "poopsmith" does. Plumbing.

My toilet's busted. Now I'm going to have to shell out big bucks for some excellent poopsmithery.

poopsmithery by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

reverse poopjob 

Another word for anal sex, according to Andrew Biersack and Matt Good.

Matt Good: You know, getting buttfucked wouldn't be that bad for getting a bat belt. It's like ten minutes of weird pain.. like backwards poop.. and then.. and then you have a sweet bat belt forever you can climb buildings, you can throw grenades at people..

Andrew Biersack: Is getting buttfucked like backwards poop? Write it. Matt Good thinks being buttfucked is like a reverse poopjob.

reverse poopjob by Bryanstarsvideololololol. October 10, 2011

Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

Poopy Schmell by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011

SHY POOPER 

A person who can't do a number two in a public restroom if they are not alone.

Scotty came out of the bathroom discouraged and distended because the endless stream of gents using the public toilets meant he couldn't do his business. Scotty is a shy pooper.

Shy poopers live in fear of bowel blockers.

SHY POOPER by benthered October 20, 2013

PoopityloopityDiarrhea 

When a gallon of diarrhea hits orbit in your toilet as you flush. It shall continue spinning around your toilet for the rest of time

Yo i just took the biggest poopityloopitydiarrhea

PoopityloopityDiarrhea by Almighty One From The Heavans July 18, 2020

poophoria 

The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.

Rising from the toilet, I was overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught of poophoria, and could not stop smiling due to the undeniable feeling that all was right with the world.

poophoria by ashassin April 20, 2008