life

my sister keeps telling me to get one but there not in stores
by yule lads August 25, 2022
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life hurts

A phrase people use when they can't take life anymore. Your life is messed up and you're struggling to fix it. You've given up and are just done.
Person 1: "Hey are you alright?"
Person 2: "Nope. I've tried and tried getting things right again, but I just can't."
Person 1: "Oh. I'm sorry :("
Person 2: "Life hurts and I'm just done."
by -'im crying inside'- November 14, 2021
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Half life friend

A friend that known for half of your life
Aiden and John are both half life friends of mine.
by Ironman99 October 15, 2022
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life stock

A direction and trend of one’s quality of life. This can be in career or personal. It’s a factual vibe. Ones life stock can go up, stay neutral or go down. This is determined by the positives and negatives in life.
That chick got divorced, lost her job and broke out in adult onset acne. Life stock down.

Look at that chick... she’s dating the hottest guy in town. Life stock up.

This real estate market is crap. Can’t find a new house anyway. Life stock neutral.
by Jnems and Cmoney July 13, 2019
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life sniffer

A power hungry, fragile female who doesn't want to take responsibility for her actions. Acts like they're being persecuted when Roe v Wade was overturned even though the overturning did not ban abortion itself, and she can still get abortions in New York, California, and there are even red states that aren't completely banning abortions. Has no comeback to Pro-life talking points, uses her gender as a get out of jail free card, and likes to believe that abortion is a male vs female consensus even though 50 percent of men and women are actually pro choice and pro life, respectively. Uses rape as an argument even though they make up less than 1 percent of abortions, as if people would want to rape her fat ass. Maybe it's a weird fetish they keep projecting or something.
life sniffer: muh womens rights! they just overturned roe vs wade wahh! I'm literally going to get tied down and raped like in handmaidens tale wahhhh
normal person: .............what?

male: I thi-
life sniffer: SHUT UP YOUR A MALE

chad pro life woman: I think abortion is inhumane.
life sniffer: SHUT UP I HOPE YOU GET RAPED
chad pro life woman: :/
by averyepicgigachad September 30, 2022
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Pro-life

A vastly misunderstood definition. People who have actually taken middle school biology and passed the embryology unit. People who can name the seven characteristics of any living thing. Lastly, people who have enough common sense to apply that knowledge to real life observations.
Protestor: my body my choice!
Pro-lifer: the baby’s body is not your body. *points to your local library* go read a biology textbook bandwagoner.
by stellar_mushroom July 20, 2022
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