Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
Courtney: Gwen was such a boyfriend kisser!
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?
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When the jaw becomes unhinged while two months are kissing and each tongue is touching the base of the other tongue with both mouths wide open
by Chohan christos February 13, 2026
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A colloquial term referring to the act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while one partner is positioned sitting on the other partner’s face. The name humorously exaggerates the intensity of the experience by implying that engaging in it would cause one to “die” and go directly to Valhalla, the hall of fallen warriors in Norse mythology. The expression is therefore metaphorical, using hyperbole to suggest extreme pleasure rather than literal death.
A colloquial term referring to the act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while one partner is positioned sitting on the other partner’s face. The name humorously exaggerates the intensity of the experience by implying that engaging in it would cause one to “die” and go directly to Valhalla, the hall of fallen warriors in Norse mythology. The expression is therefore metaphorical, using hyperbole to suggest extreme pleasure rather than literal death.
Tonight, it will be you, me and a lot of Valhlla Kisses.
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I need some Valhalla Kisses.
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"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"
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The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!
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"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"
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The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!
by ProfessorKeyser March 2, 2026
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Tonight, it will be you, me and a lot of Valhlla Kisses.
Or
I need some Valhalla Kisses.
Or
"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"
Or
The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!
Or
I need some Valhalla Kisses.
Or
"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"
Or
The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!
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After her Brazilian wax, my wife gets the starfish bleached. That way she can give me some albino kisses.
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