John pork

The act of porkin it in public

I was caught “John porkin” it at Chuck E. Cheese

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John

The guy who invented everything.

Teacher: Who invented television?
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft

John Kellogg’s

John Deer

John Arrington

John Telephone

John UrbanDictionary

Elton John

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John B

A big beautiful person that has lots of friends and all species are attracted to him

Jessica: OMG my boyfriend is such a john b
tami: OMG girl your so lucky!

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John

A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.

That dude is such a John.

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john doe ho

any corpse turned trick, by jeffrey dahmer, before the authorities can match dental records.

mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!

by big bb gib February 19, 2009

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