shit-chit

1) low-level, undefined chit-chat

2) pointless and/or irrelavent conversations of vague meaning (usually started by a shitchitter)

i dont wanna hear no more of ur shitchit

by looney December 29, 2003

Shit Mace

The kind of shit that feels spikey and you are sure ripped you a larger asshole.

Ow, my ass hurts so bad! I just crapped a Shit Mace.

by FubarGOB September 21, 2010

Shit-ton

In otherwords it mean a whole lot. a ridiculously great abundance.

mom went shopping again and came back with a shit-ton of groceries she needs help unloading.

by JessdonStress October 14, 2010

tapered shit

A shit that after shitting does not require wiping.

A:Bro I just had a tapered shit this morning.
B:those are the best kind of mornings!!

by Mr.Weekend February 16, 2017

tramp shit

where ya in need of a poo and you have no toilet roll to wipe, you bend over and spread your arse cheeks as wide as possible using hands if needed and fire a shit out with out it touching the sides, tramps have been using this technique for years.

knock a tramp shit out then

by rodney 'paddy' padington November 17, 2010

Shitting Bullets

A phrase used to define excessive sympathy towards a situation you do not see yourself encountering often in your life.

I went to Walgreens at 2 a.m. to pick up an at-home HIV test and the cashier told me “Man, you must be shitting bullets right now.”

by ZenScott February 6, 2018

ruined shit

What you get when you leave your shit out to get ruined.

He ruined my shit!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004