rock

also known as a boner but really fucking hard

Jerry: Tom are you ok

Tom: yea there just a rock between my legs

by woodboi August 13, 2018

Night Rock

Slang for Crack-Cocaine. Name stems from scrappers who would spend their day gathering scrap metals to sell to local buyers, so they could pay for a nights worth of Crack rock.

Uncle Rayray spent all day scrappin', so he could get some night rock.

by Hardmeat McLargehuge April 27, 2014

Plymouth Rock Day

Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"

Can't wait for Plymouth Rock Day. Hope I don't get that snaggle toothed bitch again

by robertisafaggot February 9, 2015

Lies Rock

Basically the Hitler of high school but in a female overweight body. She claims to care about children and can't stop bragging about her having achieved a certificate for being a teacher as well as for human studies, which really is just a different way to say: "Fuck you I'm officially a psychiatrist."

OH and did I mention she sexually harasses her students?

"I can't believe Lies Rock is constantly insulting us, she would be a terrible psychiatrist."
-"But she actually is a psychiatrist."

" I'm joining ISIS."

by Dr. Poopybutthole June 20, 2017

Rock Factor

The ratio that is defined by the vertical difference between your two eyebrows in relation to Dwayne Johnson when attempting to raise one eyebrow above another.

Dang, Ben's rock factor is off the charts. It's almost 1.0!

by romanovisaac December 15, 2022

big rock

Is a rock located in beaver island Michigan owned by joshua pitchford.
is the largest glacial erratic known on Beaver Island, and much of it may be below the surface. The igneous rock was carried from the Canadian Shield.

the big rock is located in beaver island Michigan.

by colin dorson September 24, 2020

get your "on the rocks" off

Having a margarita so good, you feel deep primal pleasure.

Do you want to get your "on the rocks" off? Then you have to have one of these Adelitas Cocina y Cantina Margaritas!"

by kj.trustedphoto April 27, 2020