How to kill my guy friend

Kick him in the Penis

Me: Imma kill him...
Next second
Kicks him in the Balls
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID U ASK ALEXA HOW TO KILL MY GUY FRIEND YOU'RE CRAZY!

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021

beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

by big man with little things April 14, 2018

Hug your girl/boy best friend

Nov. 15 is the day you get to hug your girl or boy best friend!

Hey it's Hug your girl/boy best friend

by Loving the broskis November 14, 2019

Slap your average best friend day

Slap your tallest best friend day is October 22nd, slap your shortest best friend day is February 12th, so slap your average best friend day is September 25th

Average friend: why did you slap me??

Other friend: It's national Slap your average best friend day
Average friend: oh ok

by Egibadif September 24, 2021

National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day

Harass and bully the most annoying little shit in your friend group day
September 28

LS: "Why the fuck are you being so mean today?"
OP: "Because it's National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day you little bitch"

by whathemango September 27, 2021

yusra hussain is heena syeds best friend

were friends

yusra hussain is heena syeds best friend

by Hjs12345 April 28, 2017

National fuck your best friend day

On June 23th you have permission to fuck any of your best friends weather they be male, female, non binary, trans female or trans male, ECT.

You can go up to your best friends and say "its national fuck your best friend day" and they have to let you smash and the same goes to you.

by Femmeep420 June 21, 2021