nerm dick

A penis so small that you pee on your balls. Looks like 3 balls but the top one is way smaller. All helmet part .... No shaft

Yo dawg, l just seen that guy peeing all on his balls in the restroom. Hey!! Don't make fun of him, he got dat nerm dick bro!

by Captain kik November 4, 2021

Dick Bank

slang for a vagina

"i made a deposit at the dick bank last night."
"nice one bro"
*fist pump*

by Klaus McCrackin May 27, 2010

forked dick

When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time

Me: Did you know John has a forked dick?

Gabby: Omg we can go down on him together!

by Claritan_d June 9, 2018

Hydra Dick

When you insert your dick into a girl and then when you pull it out your dick splits In half

Last night I pulled a hydra dick

by Moondog88 February 18, 2021

Dick Slalom

A vagina belonging to a woman with loose morals that has been used so often and so thoroughly by the opposite sex that penises encounter minimal friction upon entry.

Person 1: "Did you hear Sheryl got pounded out again last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that pussy has gotta be looking pretty close to a dick slalom by now."

by RawCocoa August 9, 2013

dick pat

When one pats a bros dick to show appreciation to him and his penis in a heterosexual way.

"I appreciate you Terrance" Exclaimed Mike as he gave him a soft and apricative dick pat. "Thanks man, that means a lot." Said Terrance after receiving a dick pat from his bro Mike.

by Notkaidendamery November 8, 2017

Dick skinners

The derogitory slang for ones hands. Often referring to someone who has just masturbated or is known to masturbate excessively.

Mike: Hey jonny
Jonny: Yo
Mike: You wanna help season the chops?
Jonny: Sure, let me use the restroom real quick.
Mike: Make sure you wash your hands, i don't want your dick skinners all over the food.

by Jonny on the SPOT! May 13, 2017