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Hong kings

Sam Hong kings will have to get together to fight Godzilla later
by Bambi barrister July 29, 2022
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squeeze king

A male who only sleeps with girls who have famously tight vaginas.
by Travisty51 October 22, 2017
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Guy king

If your name is guy king then you’re Super duper gay
Is that guy king? Isn’t he like super fucking gay?
by Homeboy111111222 December 4, 2019
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king Valderrama

The quiet kid in school, when he gets comfortable with you for being friends he get talkative and says sorry for being talkative and is so cool.
Girl 1:Omg have you seen how nice King Valderrama is?

Girl 2: OMG NO?!?!
by I AM A MAN OF JESUS 999 December 10, 2024
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King Toby

King Toby is practically loyalty. Although sometimes socially awkward, he is the life of every party he’s invited to. He complains about how he used to younger and lighter instead of being a man and climbing up the bunk bed ladder. Round face. If you have a King Toby in your life, consider yourself lucky and very unlucky at the same time
Example 1: “King Toby was complaining about how he couldn’t get up that hill again”
Example 2: “King Toby, you’ll never be as good as Bill Wailey”
Example 3: “The two loudest noises in the world are a volcanic eruption and King Toby’s snoring”
by iztheman July 6, 2021
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Soak King

A Noble man with a high character and pristine moral compass that is beyond repute. Bestowed this gift from on high, he used his carnal knowledge to create a legal circumvention for those who seek the pleasures of the flesh before marriage. It took him years of remote isolation to have the epiphany that created soaking. He then traveled the globe proselytizing to the world's believers his new-found invention: soaking.
The Soak King saved my life with his invention of soaking. Without him, my girlfriend and I would have gone to hell. All hail the BSD (BIG SOAK DADDY).
by Soak King Historian January 12, 2024
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Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

A saying that means the same as the "Lord Farquad" version of this.
I discovered a meal named "Shit on a shingle" and I am going to make Devilled Eggs on Easter Sunday. Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!
by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023
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