by Ass-Bitch-ho April 09, 2018
an aggressive term for shooting someone, normally used by those of a darker skin tone or just straight up people from Da Hood.
"drop the money or i'ma pop a cap in yo ass"
"get back here before I pop a cap in yo ass"
"bro, did you hear about the incident that happened the block around the corner? shit was crazy, one dude popped a cap in everybody's ass."
"get back here before I pop a cap in yo ass"
"bro, did you hear about the incident that happened the block around the corner? shit was crazy, one dude popped a cap in everybody's ass."
by Mar4343💯 March 31, 2024
Based on the racoon streamer Goob554, the word is a combination of the words Goober and Girly pop. The term is used in reference to someone who is slaying but in a feral or silly goose way.
Similar to the term 'Girly pop' Goobie Pop implies a level of slay factor in what one is doing. However it also implies that this slay has feral or silly goose energy to it thus making it goobie pop.
Similar to the term 'Girly pop' Goobie Pop implies a level of slay factor in what one is doing. However it also implies that this slay has feral or silly goose energy to it thus making it goobie pop.
by GobinDeezNuts August 06, 2024
A genre of music full of disgraceful people singing what they managers give them. Their fans praise them and see them as super-humans
Retard:Oh my god Taylor Swift and Drake are so talented Pop music is the best
Humanity:I want to die
Humanity:I want to die
by Honest Nigga June 25, 2017
The ultimate musical sacrilege.
Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.
It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.
It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.
This is Pop Music.
Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.
It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.
It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.
This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 11, 2023
a sacrilegious genre of music most known for its unironically mainstream lyrics, music video and fanbase. purely sacrilegious and lamentable.
by leviathan03 April 12, 2022
an abomination of noise
by BeZhinga August 17, 2019