Brown eye blues

The Brown eye blues is the condition caused by getting pounded in the rectum/anus/asshole too hard which leads to blue and black bruised butthole. Often times is caused by or is a result of butt rape and butt vikings are notorious for causing this condition.

Look at Willie trying to walk. HAHAHA he cant because he was in jail last night and now he has the Brown eye blues

by saharadryhumor February 6, 2015

Brown Door Knob

A sexual act in which someone poops into their hand and then massages their partners penis in a violent twisting motion, as if they were trying to turn the knob of a locked door.

Person A: "Wow, that was the best brown door knob I ever had! Next time can you stick your house key into my dick?"

Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"

Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."

Person B: "Oh...I see.."

by Renegade0894 March 30, 2016

brown ring king

One who, while enthusiastically engaging in vaginal sex suffers slippageand hurriedly rams the offending phallus home into his unsuspecting partner's equally unsuspecting rump.

Hungover Dude #1: Man, last nite when I was givin' the ol' hogleg to Donna, it slipped out and I just lined 'er back up and rammed it right in her brown ring.

Hungover Dude #2: Stevie, that is why you, my friend, are the brown ring king!
(High fives are exchanged and beers are opened)

by Chesai August 22, 2006

Brown Bag Lunch

When you shit your underpants to the point where they are ooey and gooey just like the Caramel Guy from Candy Land and you slide them over a girls face.

Will Ferrel was so determined to be a movie whore all his life that he gave himself a brown bag lunch just to get the part of the drummer in the Red Hot Chili Peppers movie.

by BrianandAlexButtBuddies June 19, 2009

eating brown paint

having nasty or brown/yellow teeth.

dude, his teeth are so nasty, it looks like he has been eating brown paint.

by Tyler Leach September 9, 2006

Chris Brown Style

A new catch phrase being used after the incident that occured between christopher Brown and Rihanna.

Rihanna slapped chris brown causing him to beat her unconsious.

Everytime a female hits a male this phrase has been brought up.

Sally kicks tom in the mid area

Tom then say "alright you betta start running before i Chris Brown yo ass!"

John and Liz enters a argument then liz puts her finger in john face
John then says "Get your damn fingers out my face before i run a chris brown on yo ass!"

racheal accuses dain of cheating so he says
"keep accusing me, and ill wall to wall yo ass chris brown style!"

by Jkae mcglasses March 31, 2009

Brown Boy Privilege

“Brown boy privilege is when brown boys (and men) are given the treatment, freedom and choices which are withheld from brown girls and women, and are able get away with everything. Under everything falls assault, abuse, premarital relationships and sex, drugs, drinking . . . the list can go on. Where brown girls are subjected to feeling guilty over the most miniscule things, or even prioritising their own happiness, brown boys are allowed the reins to choose and pave their own paths, their wrongdoings pardoned and gleaming with excuses, with the privilege to do whatever and be whoever they want. They’re excused and the weight of the family name does not rest on their shoulders. (...) brown boy privilege is having every advantage that brown girls don’t.” — by Sumaiya Ahmed in her article “Brown Boy Privilege” for Poised.

South Asian boys have brown boy privilege

Ugh, they’ve got such brown boy privilege, it’s not fair

Must be nice having brown boy privilege and being able to do what you want without being scared to shame your family

by pumpkinlattekisses September 22, 2020