trump dick

The smallest of its kind

Did you see that trump dick? It is so small!

by lijordon January 25, 2017

TRUMP CHANGE

When something is very costly or expensive.

Sure, buy the whole building, it's only Trump change

by Bikerbiz August 14, 2018

Trump-spreading

What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.

I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Trump

Trump is a strange man with a corn husk glued on top of his otherwise bald head. The wonder at this corn husk somehow amassed him a large enough following to become president of the US.

Person 1: Woah dude, who's that man with a corn husk glued to his head?
Person 2: Oh, that's Trump.

by cheesyAltoids October 17, 2022

Trump

To defecate or soil. A bowel movement.

The dog took a huge Trump on the White House lawn.

by Kaysler January 6, 2021

Trumping

Lying on a huge scale

Bossman was trumping about how big his dick is.

by BlipBlap128Bit October 27, 2020

Donald Trump

An incompetent, evil moron that isn't just a regular moron, It's like he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And 77,284,118 people simultaneously decided to put him in charge of the whole country.

Man, Donald trump is really wrecking my plans to buy a PC this year with all those tariffs.

by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025