shit run

When you've held in a shit so long that you have to run to the bathroom and barely make it on the toilet.
May or may not involve bad cases of diarrhea.

"OMGG!! Get out da way!! I'M SHIT RUNIN'!!!!"

"Dude, my mom got mad at me when I shit ran to the bathroom while we were having 'serious discussion'."

"Oh damn, I think I'm gonna have to shit run soon!"

by -lexiie December 3, 2009

shit-shamed

When some guy shits in a public bathroom stall and somebody else starts to call him out.

"I totally shit-shamed that dude, it was smelling so bad. He will never do it again.

by xstrawarot June 3, 2018

shit dreads

when you take a steamy poop and dont wipe, the left over shit dries up on your ass hair giving your ringhole a nice set of dreads. Also known as shit dags.

Daniel: Dude, did you see the dags that Zag had when he Brown-eyed us!?

Cam: Yeah, those Shit Dreads looked like a funnel web spider was trying to crawl out of his asshole, he really needs to wipe better.

by glock15 April 13, 2011

screw that shit

Screw that shit...is in reply to a demost ration of an act, a reaction to disrespect, or disgust

How can that be....you what....screw that shit. ...I am not acceptin that

by AngVaz24 June 9, 2016

Shit Features

hit with the ugly branch aswell as being as annoying as a three year old on a sugar rush,

general greeting as in "hey shit features"

by Rachael April 25, 2004

tramp shit

where ya in need of a poo and you have no toilet roll to wipe, you bend over and spread your arse cheeks as wide as possible using hands if needed and fire a shit out with out it touching the sides, tramps have been using this technique for years.

knock a tramp shit out then

by rodney 'paddy' padington November 17, 2010

Shit Smack

the act of putting feces and/or farting in your hand and smacking an individual in the face therefor making the person smell the ominous gases perfuming from your hand also leaving ones self to be smelling like shit for the rest of the day

the other day this kid tried to give me a rusty hook but before he could i gave him a shit smack

by punjabi--allahpraiser March 13, 2011