Shit the Goof

1. The act of shitting in Goofy's mouth. This is most easily accomplished by buying a Goofy hat from Disney World and promptly taking a dump on the underside. Optionally, you can send it to Disney headquarters.

2. An unusual euphemism generally referring to hanging out with friends and getting nothing useful done.

1. "Man, I'm so angry at those Direct-to-DVD Disney movies, I could just shit the goof."

2. "I've got nothing to do; want to shit the goof tonight?"

by El Fosk December 13, 2009

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santa shit

brown snow as a result of driving in it

hey dad, look, santa shit!

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs December 28, 2010

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Shit Smack

the act of putting feces and/or farting in your hand and smacking an individual in the face therefor making the person smell the ominous gases perfuming from your hand also leaving ones self to be smelling like shit for the rest of the day

the other day this kid tried to give me a rusty hook but before he could i gave him a shit smack

by punjabi--allahpraiser March 13, 2011

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shit dreads

when you take a steamy poop and dont wipe, the left over shit dries up on your ass hair giving your ringhole a nice set of dreads. Also known as shit dags.

Daniel: Dude, did you see the dags that Zag had when he Brown-eyed us!?

Cam: Yeah, those Shit Dreads looked like a funnel web spider was trying to crawl out of his asshole, he really needs to wipe better.

by glock15 April 13, 2011

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Platinum Shit

derived from "Golden Shit," this is when you fall asleep while you take a dump at work and during your work time so that you're not only being paid to take a dump, but a dump so long and relaxing that you fall asleep.

man, that comfort-food lunch killed me, as soon as we got back I took a platinum shit. now I'm ready to go home

by feeze fabrege September 2, 2010

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