LiFe

Something awful

Fuck life, I mean, really FUCK LIFE

by some chair Person,moving chair December 16, 2020

Life

A constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself

Bro 1: Bro help life has been acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*

by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020

Life

The constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself

Bro 1: Help bro, lifes acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*

by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020

life

A sexually transmitted disease which is also terminal.

A: life sucks, man

B: No cap

by astrumrae December 21, 2020

Life or death

In a situation where you need to choose if you want to move backwards onto your dad's dick or forward into your mom

Jack last night was great I played life or death with my parents

by Johnny sinns December 22, 2020

Delete Life

It makes you want to kill yourself often causing the use of a skyrope

Oh god I'm gonna commit delete life

by CHICKEN TENDOU December 24, 2020

The best-life

The best-life is your favorite colour.

Philip finally found 'The best-life' when he finally had a specific clear vision about the quality lifestyle that his heart desperately desired.

by shaqjama765 October 20, 2020